Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Rumble strips road head = magical
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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