you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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