I think my vagina is haunted
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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