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(352): View more from Florida

Billy Mays is dead too!

(1-352): View more from Florida

Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs

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(219): View more from Indiana

so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.

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(315): View more from New York

dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you

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(949): View more from California

Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.

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(727): View more from Florida

you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.

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So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...

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