Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
ugly people sure do ruin things
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Randomize
