come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Boobs are out for the taking
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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