k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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