Those balls look pretty dangerous.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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