I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Randomize
