She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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