What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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