Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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