omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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