Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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