i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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