hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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