it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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