And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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