using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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