I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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