gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Your tits are I can't wait for
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
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