my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
what day is it and did you see me today?
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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