LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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