bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
There r osticjed everywhere
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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