Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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