Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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