I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
