Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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