Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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