I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
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