Your tits are I can't wait for
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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