walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
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