Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
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