I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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