I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
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