hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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