yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
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