Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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