So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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