After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Randomize
