My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
How's work?
Spinning.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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