I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
So many bounce houses so little time
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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