I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
i out mim tonsoeep
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