I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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