after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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