My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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