***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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