You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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