if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Someone shit on the floor
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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