Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Randomize
