But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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