she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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