Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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