Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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