The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
my poor anus
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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