I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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