shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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