let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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