...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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