porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
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